Time to nominate yourself in the General Erection!
We're going to the polls and every vote counts.
This summer, the UK is going to the polls - or is that the poles?
While politics may be a bit of a boner-killer, our correspondents are standing by to provide all of the in-depth analysis as the votes are counted in Gaydar's General Erection!
Yes, you read it correctly - it's not a typo, this is an election in which everyone gets to vote for their favourite erection. We've all got to make hard choices!
Get involved in the General Erection!
The first step is to nominate yourself.
Send us your dick pic.
It can be completely anonymous, or you can show your face - it's up to you. As long as it shows your erection from its best angle, it can be in the running.
We'll then set up a voting process.
Nominations close on 20 June, so send us your dick pic before then to be in the running.
What's at stake?
The erection that gets the most votes wins - it's a first-past the post kind of poll.
The winning erection gets £100 in cash.
How do I enter?
Email a photo of your erection to Gareth@Gaydar.net
You've got to be in it to win it!